Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
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who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
who the fuck chooses to be an actor in infomercials
White people being incompetent in infomercials is literally my favorite post on Tumblr.
Somebody suggested making it a game: with a group of people just hanging out, someone yells “infomercial!” Everyone has to do whatever it is they’re doing in the most ridiculous, incompetent way.
I never get to play because most of my social life is art students or drunk people, so the ridiculous level is already high.